argh, one month has passed

since the last post

then

i was comparing between clever people and stupid people

now

i realise i am "stupid people"

struggling with uni

i mean really

just can't cope

not the stress, but the requirements

seems so awful now

but what to do

life does goes on

and reading week too

five subjects

and five papers

ace all of them?

sounds like the impossible

how about Bs ?

i would say only if i'm lucky

and Cs ?

probably the way to be

but there's this english paper

i hated most

and had to hope the chinese mainlanders

push me up

then again, if i need to take english modules

wouldn't it be a waste of timetable slots

then again, if i need not take

probably i was just being fortunate

just a quick summary of what to foresee

just a quick summary of what is behind me

what i am reading now

european his-tor-y

what i am going to do later

motorcycle practically

probably not a good idea

studying would be the main focus

ahhhhh!!!

stress they call it

ahhhh!!!!

>:(

clever people versus stupid people

which are you?

i believe i belong to the stupid people

i'm not being humble or anything

i really feel stupid, the very first moment i know things

before anything. today i woke up on the wrong side of the bed

usually, it's the end of the bed, where i would stretch out my leg and get myself up

today, it's the left side of the bed, i rolled down and end up having to pull my-whole-self up

now that's embarrasing, and that means, today is a bad day. 

and yes it is.

forget to bring my mouse when i brought my laptop out

train just left when i reach the platform, breakfast all soggy

and blah blah blah, sigh, let me wake up from the end of my bed please

anyway, yes, clever versus stupid

inspired by an email, actually

so just some stupid thoughts of mine

don't really need to read if i were you, just close the browser. now.

1. Constuct a sentence using numbers 1 to 10. (1, 2, 3, ... , 10)

clever people would most probably plainly go, because of their extremely high intelligence, "huh?" , "i had better things to do." , "mathematically impossible" , "what's the percentage?" , "is this a trick question?" blah blah blah...

now stupid people, will do this:

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. 

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. 

This is what he came up with..... 

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took  a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.  Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.  He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. 

outrageously incredible piece of work. 1 point to stupid people. thanks for the email !

then i see clever people doing really clever things:

there's them trying to design routes to siam ERP

there's them chopping tables with packets of tissue paper

there's them trying to use statistics to determine recession technical or not

there's them making streets so powerfully litted up for F1

there's them making cigarettes labelled

there's them reading newspapers in a sardine-packed train

there's them trying to earn the big bucks in a relatively short time

there's them that get super grades by studying smart, not hard

there's them that gets everything themselves yet lacks nothing

then the stupid people:

there's them waking up earlier than the ERP can *beep* them

there's them buying back lunch to office, so as to wayang and enjoy the air con and avoid the hassle of getting a table

there's them that just don't know what recession is

there's them that have tickets to see the powerful lights

there's them quit smoking

there's them act sleeping on the priority seats

there's them that earns cents on their grounds

there's them that really studies and reads every word, not realising that the chapter is not tested on

there's them that ignores everything they need to know

'cos not knowing is bliss

i believe i am a happier person because i am stupid

then again, stupid people will put the following:

all the content above is solely fiction

and was done on a half-conscious mind

any coincidence

is obviously a coincident, and thereafter, shall be laughed at, point at this site and say "this guy is stupid." and forget what they have read

in any event, they want to remember.

be stupid.

because. and very very very often sooo true

ignorance is bliss

good night.

stupid people gets smarter, smarter people gets stupid, stupidity cannot be cured...

i reckon

since there's alot for me to do

and i don't feel like doing them

i thought of small and useless additions here

and maybe a quick post

a quick pick up from where i left off

which i'm shamed to say, a long long time ago

i've finished work with Singapore F1, yes! i've been part of history

or so they claimed...

i'm now back to school, NUS that is, and failed 1 mid term test, fuck

i'm now learning my class 2B license, yup yup, i've decided to go ahead

and sucking my savings dry once again

i'm now stuck in uniSIM, waiting for beautiful to finish school, what the hell right, saturday, so much for being a part time sstudentt...

was feeling good, burdens from the mid terms are gone...

but that would normally mean, projects dead lines are nearing,

final year exams are coming

and the much dreaded english exam is coming as well, pray for > band 5 please!

so what happened today

wanted to reach marina at eight thirty, the official time, for pay cheque

but only reached at eleven thirty, thanks for this thing call sleep and waiting

collect pay cheque. skipped breakfast. had lunch. bought a hairband. then now here.

browsing through the internet.

F1 grand prix in Japan caught my attention.

Lewis Hamilton took the pole position!

and NICO? dropped out.

something's really wrong with Singapore's circuit. really.

all the drama and unexpected results really happened here. in singapore's circuit.

but then, because i have biasness towards team ferrari.

maybe the results appears to be more logical to me, for the japan's grand prix

interested junkie. for more coverage: http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_sports/view/382038/1/.html

don't really know since when i am into F1

but yeah, it caught my eye

then went to hear "legal puffs" by mrbrownshow

very interesting, very entertaining, took a few minutes off for the road to one-seven-three-zero

and also, saw the communications technician at uniSIM,

like soooo into communicating lah he can. he did all the talking

just brought me back to the days of NS, and i want to head back

for a short while. for a short-free-burden-free escape.

so males, don't complain NS

it's the only escape from the gahmen we have

because you're part of it

and somehow, paid to protect it

and slowly slowly, you'll see me harping on the gahmen

which i will not do

i'm still feeling bored

maybe i'll go prepare myself for RTT

or just watch some show

or bbc

or cnn

go obama go!

you take care.

endure.

and let us have the strength to carry on.

god bless. amitabha. and blessyouinmalayandtamil.

love.

things should be simpler, and cheaper, in Singapore...

finally i thought about

sleep, 3 hours a day ain't working out for me

i can fall asleep on the bus or the train; a must have singaporean skill

even if we're all packed like sardines in it

and to really master it, you need to be able to sleep, standing, with newspaper flapping your head

no sweat

was doing "America in Singapore" , school stuffs

and realise, i don't have any general knowledge

i don't know who is michael fay

i only know what's on the lecture notes

oh god, school's tougher

but still, people are saying "wah, you so good leh... can study..."

yes, to a certain extent, i do feel good leh that i can study

but you guys are also making the best of not studying, right?

what good can come out of consistent studying...

compiled a "to-do" list

wah, alot leh, die liao la

but closer look, also not alot

it's just that their deadlines are fatally close together

maybe i should show it here, and bore myself, maybe not

Google Chrome @ http://www.google.com/chrome

using this/that now

i'm a browser hopper

IE -> Firefox -> Opera -> Chrome

not as active as some others though

there's always someone better

Chrome is hoping to be something better

Google Chrome is a browser that combines a minimal design with sophisticated technology to make the web faster, safer, and easier.

indeed it is of minimal design, clean and sleek

sophisticated, not to the user

as it really does make web surfing faster and easier

safer... i leave it as that

One box for everything
Type in the address bar and get suggestions for both search and web pages.

now this is interesting, as far as most browsers are trying to do this

i would personally prefer the chrome as basically, it is fast

and other browsers would probably be searching with google as well...

Thumbnails of your top sites
Access your favorite pages instantly with lightning speed from any new tab.

now this is really a not too shabby feature

tabs, we know

favourite pages, we can fix that there

new tabs + fav. pages + pictures and loads really fast can be quite a double edged sword

if your fav. pages (commonly visited pages) is clean,

then no issue

but, if there are some ahem ahem pages... it's good that it loads so fast, then if you closes them just as fast, well, people might just miss it

so for porn, IE =) slow and steady...

Shortcuts for your apps
Get desktop shortcuts to launch your favorite web applications.

this, i've yet to try

so tell me...

i like chrome, nastily neat

however, it seems that being fast has killed off some convenience

then again, it's in the beta stage

so wonder what's coming, will what's coming slow it down?

just try it.

i'm hungry ,tired, thirsty... so poor thing hor?

phew, finally a catch of my breath

things have been, you know,
like the multitudinous multiple shots of digital cameras,
snap snap snap
that fast, till now then i caught my breath.

most naturally, it would be school,
the big thing in my mono life
cannot get into the momentum
and it's already half past semester 1!

so many, many, many pages of readings
that i eventually cultivate a habitual sleeping pattern
so many, many, many deadlines
that i just need to get organized.

school ain't what it used to be
polytechnic studies is really... something
university, is another
i just look forward to working... where they say life goes wrong when you're working

so now i am in troubles

troubles of unable to study properly
troubles of being cut off financially
troubles of having to wake up at five plus am for merely an eight am lesson
troubles of coping with reading and sleeping and not reading but still sleeping

pessimistically, I'm a problematic student, with a tired mind, and endless of troubles...

optimistically, i'm a occupied life form, being pushed around with meaningful tasks, thus a more meaningful world.

bleahs.

good night.

i'm going for 2B... am i not?