clever people versus stupid people

which are you?

i believe i belong to the stupid people

i'm not being humble or anything

i really feel stupid, the very first moment i know things

before anything. today i woke up on the wrong side of the bed

usually, it's the end of the bed, where i would stretch out my leg and get myself up

today, it's the left side of the bed, i rolled down and end up having to pull my-whole-self up

now that's embarrasing, and that means, today is a bad day. 

and yes it is.

forget to bring my mouse when i brought my laptop out

train just left when i reach the platform, breakfast all soggy

and blah blah blah, sigh, let me wake up from the end of my bed please

anyway, yes, clever versus stupid

inspired by an email, actually

so just some stupid thoughts of mine

don't really need to read if i were you, just close the browser. now.

1. Constuct a sentence using numbers 1 to 10. (1, 2, 3, ... , 10)

clever people would most probably plainly go, because of their extremely high intelligence, "huh?" , "i had better things to do." , "mathematically impossible" , "what's the percentage?" , "is this a trick question?" blah blah blah...

now stupid people, will do this:

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. 

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. 

This is what he came up with..... 

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took  a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.  Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.  He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. 

outrageously incredible piece of work. 1 point to stupid people. thanks for the email !

then i see clever people doing really clever things:

there's them trying to design routes to siam ERP

there's them chopping tables with packets of tissue paper

there's them trying to use statistics to determine recession technical or not

there's them making streets so powerfully litted up for F1

there's them making cigarettes labelled

there's them reading newspapers in a sardine-packed train

there's them trying to earn the big bucks in a relatively short time

there's them that get super grades by studying smart, not hard

there's them that gets everything themselves yet lacks nothing

then the stupid people:

there's them waking up earlier than the ERP can *beep* them

there's them buying back lunch to office, so as to wayang and enjoy the air con and avoid the hassle of getting a table

there's them that just don't know what recession is

there's them that have tickets to see the powerful lights

there's them quit smoking

there's them act sleeping on the priority seats

there's them that earns cents on their grounds

there's them that really studies and reads every word, not realising that the chapter is not tested on

there's them that ignores everything they need to know

'cos not knowing is bliss

i believe i am a happier person because i am stupid

then again, stupid people will put the following:

all the content above is solely fiction

and was done on a half-conscious mind

any coincidence

is obviously a coincident, and thereafter, shall be laughed at, point at this site and say "this guy is stupid." and forget what they have read

in any event, they want to remember.

be stupid.

because. and very very very often sooo true

ignorance is bliss

good night.

stupid people gets smarter, smarter people gets stupid, stupidity cannot be cured...

i reckon

since there's alot for me to do

and i don't feel like doing them

i thought of small and useless additions here

and maybe a quick post

a quick pick up from where i left off

which i'm shamed to say, a long long time ago

i've finished work with Singapore F1, yes! i've been part of history

or so they claimed...

i'm now back to school, NUS that is, and failed 1 mid term test, fuck

i'm now learning my class 2B license, yup yup, i've decided to go ahead

and sucking my savings dry once again

i'm now stuck in uniSIM, waiting for beautiful to finish school, what the hell right, saturday, so much for being a part time sstudentt...

was feeling good, burdens from the mid terms are gone...

but that would normally mean, projects dead lines are nearing,

final year exams are coming

and the much dreaded english exam is coming as well, pray for > band 5 please!

so what happened today

wanted to reach marina at eight thirty, the official time, for pay cheque

but only reached at eleven thirty, thanks for this thing call sleep and waiting

collect pay cheque. skipped breakfast. had lunch. bought a hairband. then now here.

browsing through the internet.

F1 grand prix in Japan caught my attention.

Lewis Hamilton took the pole position!

and NICO? dropped out.

something's really wrong with Singapore's circuit. really.

all the drama and unexpected results really happened here. in singapore's circuit.

but then, because i have biasness towards team ferrari.

maybe the results appears to be more logical to me, for the japan's grand prix

interested junkie. for more coverage: http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_sports/view/382038/1/.html

don't really know since when i am into F1

but yeah, it caught my eye

then went to hear "legal puffs" by mrbrownshow

very interesting, very entertaining, took a few minutes off for the road to one-seven-three-zero

and also, saw the communications technician at uniSIM,

like soooo into communicating lah he can. he did all the talking

just brought me back to the days of NS, and i want to head back

for a short while. for a short-free-burden-free escape.

so males, don't complain NS

it's the only escape from the gahmen we have

because you're part of it

and somehow, paid to protect it

and slowly slowly, you'll see me harping on the gahmen

which i will not do

i'm still feeling bored

maybe i'll go prepare myself for RTT

or just watch some show

or bbc

or cnn

go obama go!

you take care.

endure.

and let us have the strength to carry on.

god bless. amitabha. and blessyouinmalayandtamil.

love.

things should be simpler, and cheaper, in Singapore...