which are you?
i believe i belong to the stupid people
i'm not being humble or anything
i really feel stupid, the very first moment i know things
before anything. today i woke up on the wrong side of the bed
usually, it's the end of the bed, where i would stretch out my leg and get myself up
today, it's the left side of the bed, i rolled down and end up having to pull my-whole-self up
now that's embarrasing, and that means, today is a bad day.
and yes it is.
forget to bring my mouse when i brought my laptop out
train just left when i reach the platform, breakfast all soggy
and blah blah blah, sigh, let me wake up from the end of my bed please
anyway, yes, clever versus stupid
inspired by an email, actually
so just some stupid thoughts of mine
don't really need to read if i were you, just close the browser. now.
1. Constuct a sentence using numbers 1 to 10. (1, 2, 3, ... , 10)
clever people would most probably plainly go, because of their extremely high intelligence, "huh?" , "i had better things to do." , "mathematically impossible" , "what's the percentage?" , "is this a trick question?" blah blah blah...
now stupid people, will do this:
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
outrageously incredible piece of work. 1 point to stupid people. thanks for the email !
then i see clever people doing really clever things:
there's them trying to design routes to siam ERP
there's them chopping tables with packets of tissue paper
there's them trying to use statistics to determine recession technical or not
there's them making streets so powerfully litted up for F1
there's them making cigarettes labelled
there's them reading newspapers in a sardine-packed train
there's them trying to earn the big bucks in a relatively short time
there's them that get super grades by studying smart, not hard
there's them that gets everything themselves yet lacks nothing
then the stupid people:
there's them waking up earlier than the ERP can *beep* them
there's them buying back lunch to office, so as to wayang and enjoy the air con and avoid the hassle of getting a table
there's them that just don't know what recession is
there's them that have tickets to see the powerful lights
there's them quit smoking
there's them act sleeping on the priority seats
there's them that earns cents on their grounds
there's them that really studies and reads every word, not realising that the chapter is not tested on
there's them that ignores everything they need to know
'cos not knowing is bliss
i believe i am a happier person because i am stupid
then again, stupid people will put the following:
all the content above is solely fiction
and was done on a half-conscious mind
any coincidence
is obviously a coincident, and thereafter, shall be laughed at, point at this site and say "this guy is stupid." and forget what they have read
in any event, they want to remember.
be stupid.
because. and very very very often sooo true
ignorance is bliss
good night.
stupid people gets smarter, smarter people gets stupid, stupidity cannot be cured...
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